Oh Danielle!

Danielle Staub from the Real Housewives of New Jersey just disgust me. She is an attention whore who just stirs up all kinds of problems. If you watch the show, ya know what I'm talking about. If you don't watch the show, you've probably heard about her in the news.

I came across this little ditty the other day thanks to my gossip news feed and just about threw up. FOR REAL? Her voice is just awful and I think my 2 year old cousin could do better choreography. The spins and arm flare, someone needs to be fired and I'm surprised Danielle isn't all over it!

Now, my good friend Tommy likes the remix version and could dance his little heart out to it every day. Nothing is better than a dance jam session looking in the mirror but to Danielle Staub - Ugh, just disgusting!

Just sit back, relax and enjoy...

Gross

I was going to write about butterflies and roses or something like that until I came across this picture of Heidi Montag - GROSS! Seriously, what on earth has happened to her? She looks so plastic - I feel bad for her family. Her new boobs are ridiculous, somebody please get her help!

Ballpark Concessions

So I'm dreaming of the Reds Opening Day and warm afternoons with cold beer, bad food and a great game of baseball in front of me - can you blame me, it's the dead of winter here in Cincinnati. One of my favorite things about going to ball games is the food, nothing taste better than a ball park weenie smothered in mustard and ketchup and so delicately wrapped in the aluminum foil. Of course there are also things like soft serve ice cream, cotton candy, corndogs, popcorn and any other type of concession type food to tempt you.

Well, thanks to my friend Rob I learned last year a stadium in Michigan introduced a heart attack on a plate, the Fifth Third Burger , to their menu. This year they are allowing fans to vote on the next unhealthy item to be added to the menu. All of them sound absolutely disgusting, but the sad part is I could see myself at a game and ordering one of these ridiculous items just because I have to - and then I would end up loving it and having night sweats thinking about the next time I get to indulge in it. I've pulled the items from the West Michigan White Caps website below so you can get a feeling what I'm talking about.

1. Chicken and Waffles - Why did the chicken cross the road? To lie down on a bed of waffles, get smothered in gravy and get eaten by you, of course!
   
2. Chili Mac Tacos - Think comfort food that took a trip to Mexico. Creamy mac and cheese is smothered in chili then loaded into a hard taco shell to create a taste experience that won't soon be forgotten.
   
3. Chocolate Covered Bacon - This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy dunked itself in chocolate to become a delicious treat for Whitecaps fans!


4. Corn Dog o' Plenty - If the Idaho Christmas Tree isn't enough corndog for you then try the Corn Dog o' Plenty. A full half-pound, footlong frank that is battered and deep fried to make one gigantic corn dog.


5. Cudighi Yooper Sandwich - If you don't know what this one is then you haven't been to the Upper Peninsula. Cudighi is a spicy sausage found throughout the U.P. and we might bring it down to West Michigan. A sausage patty, smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions could grace the concession stands of Fifth Third Ballpark.


6. Declaration of Indigestion - When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness.
   
7. Idaho Christmas Tree - Why waste your time eating all of your favorite items separately? This is a batter-dipped hot dog rolled in french fries and deep fried to create the perfect limbed link on stick.
   
8. Poutin - A real treat from North of the border. The French Canadians have done it again, and this time with gravy. Fries, fried cheese curds and gravy make up this delectable side dish. Tres bien!
   
9. The Pink Panther - Not sure if this guy is named after the famous detective or the insulation, but either way it's delicious. Take a hot dog bun, slather it in icing and fill it with pink cotton candy. Maybe drizzle some root beer syrup over the top for good measure. It's the dessert dog you'll have to try this summer!


10. Twinkie Cheese Dog - This dog can survive any disaster and it might cause a few of its own. Simple - a hot dog laid in a Twinkie covered in cheese. Yum.

Ok, did those just make your heart stop reading them? All of them sound just disgusting to me, especially anything that is covered in gravy - NO THANK YOU! The Pink Panther is just disturbing and made my teeth feel like they might fall out from all the sugar. I mean straight Root Beer Syrup, there is a reason it's mixed with carbonated water people!

Now, if I had to choose one item to add to the menu I would pick the Corn Dog O Plenty! I love corndogs, even the cute mini ones that bars now serve. Nothing is gross about this concoction except, it's basically a footlong corndog instead of a footlong cheese coney. However, according to the poll the Declaration of Independence is winning with my Corn Dog receiving a mere 1% of votes.

You can vote here and also be glad that you don't live near West Michigan and will continue to only see normal items on your concession menu that don't require a jump start to your heart after eating them.

Obessed, I Think So?

I just saw this and cracked up!!! It's totally me right now, but that's because my whole life is my dog!

So, Chili has been cleared by the vet and has gotten her Rabies and other vaccinations to interact with the real world. She's gone to dog parties and even swimming at the Gilday's pool parties on Sunday!

But, poor little Chili couldn't be on any other medications because of the pneumonia that she got a case of tapeworms :( It's like one thing after another for the little pup! But we've got her on medication and started her flea treatments so she's on her way to perfection!

Tonight is her first obedience class so hopefully soon enough she'll be the perfect little pup. But honestly, she is so good without the obedience I can't complain. She's sweet, doesn't potty in the house, usually only chews her toys but sometimes still gets snippy so we have to nip that in the butt ASAP (no pun intended).

Just Wrong

I recently saw an article that featured controversial foods and was completely grossed out by some of the meals on the list. They were controversial because they were inhumane, almost extinct, deadly and some had such high caloric intakes my heart hurts thinking about it.

One that was on the list was a restaurant in Arizona known as the Heart Attack Grill. This hospital-themed restaurant has dishes loaded with calories and fat and even names them after medical procedures you might end up having if you eat unhealthy or even eat just one of these burgers!!. But they don't even hide the fact that their food is unhealthy. The burgers are named after medical procedures which you would need if you had a heart attack, which you might have if you eat one. On top of that, the waitresses are dressed as nurses!

The burger pictured here, The Quadruple Bypass, weighs in around 2 lbs with lots of mean and loads of cheese and contains a whopping 8,000 calories. I checked out their website and almost cracked up when I got there. The home page totes “Deep Fried in Pure Lard”! That made my stomach hurt thinking about it and my blood just got thicker reading the word lard. Even better, on their homepage they feature Jolt and no filter cigarettes?

So, the website had a blog and some other interesting stuff on it that claimed you can eat, drink and smoke yourself healthy? And their logo is “taste worth dying for.” Seriously, and people support this man? Even worse, if you are over 350 pounds you can eat here for free? Seriously, someone over 350 pounds already has enough issues with their healthy and you are promoting them to become even more unhealthy? The owner of this place should be charged with negligence, we’ve seen stories like this all over the papers recently.

Don't ever eat here, it's not worth it! Your heart, arteries, stomach, butt, lover and whatever else you like will thank you! I can't believe a place like this is even allowed to exist!

Now, don't all scream at once! I'm on vacation next week so it might be a slow week! If you land on this page and wonder where I am, just think Pina Coladas and feet in the sand.

Disaster

We have officially moved!!! Last Saturday we moved into our new house and have since been living in a total disaster zone. They are finishing the bathroom upstairs and the closets, so we have no access to the master bedroom or closets. I can't stand the chaos and how disorganized things are- I'm about to blow up! It literally looks like this. And somehow it's not bothering Jim as much as it's bothering me!

Because of the move we have had to eat out A LOT and I am beginning to feel gross. I can't wait until we have a full functioning kitchen and the ability to make healthy food. While looking up the calorie count for the carry out Chinese we ate last night I came across the grossest food ever!!!

It's from In-N-Out Burger and part of their "not so secret" menu. Basically, if you go to their website and look it up you can find this and if you eat there frequently you know all about it. They have ways to dress your burger and some people have decided that it would be a good idea to dress your fries. So the picture to the right shows what this would consist of: french fries, grilled onions, cheese, thousand island dressing - just GROSS and a heart attack on a plate.