Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Bringing Braces Back



My friend Kyl had to get braces at the age of 26, which is not very common. So in honor of Kyl's braces her boyfriend Scott photoshopped a photo of what she will look like. I just think Kyl is bringing sexy back...so in honor of Kyl's braces I wrote a little diddy below, sung to the tine of JT's "Bringing Sexy Back"


Kyl’s bringing braces back
Them other teeny boppers don't know how to act
I think you're special what’s that in your mouth
So open wide your pearly whites ain’t going south
Take ‘em to the dentist

[Dentist]
Crooked teeth
You see these braces
Better save them as a style fave
She'll let you tighten them if she misbehaves
It's just that braces make her feel this way
Take em' to the ortho

[Ortho]
Head gear at night
Go ahead, be on with it
Retainer at lunch
Go ahead, be on with it
Rubber bands
Go ahead, be on with it
JuJu Bees on me
Go ahead, be done with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be on with it
Look at those teeth
Go ahead, be on with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be on with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be on with it
And get your braces on
Go ahead, be on with it
Get your braces on

[Verse 2]
Kyl’s bringing braces back
Them other teeny boppers don't know how to act
Kyl’s making up for the things they lack
Brace are burning up I gotta get them fast
Take em' to the ortho

[Verse 3]
Kyl’s bringing braces back
Them other teeny boppers want what she wears
Better listen by her fashion sense Kyl swears
Cause she’ll set the trend and that's a fact

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